Halloween vs. Christmas Grudge Match

Halloween vs. Christmas, Who Will Win?

When I was a kid, way back in the early 80’s, Halloween was not much a of a big deal. You thought about your costume literally days before the big night and you usually ended up with grocery store fodder: one of those cheap plastic masks with the vinyl poncho printed up to look like your favorite cartoon character. In later years, I’d actually start planning my costume a week or two in advance, so I’d have time to make something myself. Usually, I’d scrounge some old clothes and pull it all together with some face paint if I was feeling very ambitious.

These days (look at me sounding like a real old timer), it seems that the Halloween season starts even before Back-to-School season. This year, I definitely saw back packs right along costumes in the local Big Box store and Halloween now has as many decorations, kick knacks and outfits as Christmas. I have even seen Halloween “trees” – black artificial tress with purple, green and orange sparkly ball decorations. As a quilter, this really offends me. Every good quilter knows that fall is for making Christmas quilts, pillows, placemats and adorable fabric gift bags. Now that Halloween is crowding my style, I feel the pressure to make Halloween stuff too, which leaves me so much less time for Christmas. What is the dedicated quilter to do?

I feel like there is just not enough time to do both, so I’m going to have to go about it like a divorced parent: alternate years. This year, I am picking Christmas. I have that Log Cabin couch throw that I started back in 1996 that still needs backing and binding, and I had some ideas for some fun new stockings. Next year, I might skew Halloween, or I might just skip it altogether. Either way, poor Thanksgiving is drawing the short straw. I’ll be lucky to put out a store bought tablecloth!

This is No Time for Cleaning

If you have time to clean, you have time to quilt

I hate cleaning. There are no two ways about it. If given the choice between cleaning and literally any other task, I would choose anything else. Cleaning takes hours and hours and hours every week, and for what? For the privilege of doing it all over again? Let’s do some simple math. Let’s say you do the absolute minimum of cleaning – barely doing a load of laundry per week, making dinner every night for seven nights (wait, didn’t I just make dinner last night?), the lamest job possible in keeping the bathroom tidy… just slightly above grime-inducing levels, and let’s just forget about ever putting anything away or keeping your office space from attracting mice. Even with the very minimal of Cinderella duties, we are talking at least two hours of cleaning per day literally flushed down the drain. What could you have done with those fourteen hours instead? You could have made an entire quilt top! Why, YES, Eleanor Burns, you really can make a quilt in a day! A pretty long day, but still technically a day.

You could have made seven of the very cute Baby Puzzle Ball, a pattern from Sew Fun®. You could have made at least a half dozen quilted placements. You could have made enough themed potholders for your entire neighborhood potluck club! I think you are getting the message. Time spent quilting is time better spent than cleaning, or even cooking for that matter – don’t get me started! When you make a quilt, it stays made. When you make your bed, well you are just going to have to do that again tomorrow. Your path is clear! Just sweep everything on your kitchen table into a box and set it on the floor. Now you have a whole clean space to start your next quilting project!