Every quilter knows you don’t use good quilting scissors to cut paper. If only their family members knew that as well. We asked our By the Yard® comics readers what was the worst abuse of their sewing scissors and here are some of the best (worst?) responses:
• Paper, of course. How many times do we have to say it?
• Wrapping Paper – Here is a tip: This still counts as paper. The word “paper” is in the name!
• Packages – Not only is this a violation of the “no paper” rule, but once you get packing tape involved, now we are talking about the blades getting all gummy, too!
• Duct Tape – Even more sticky! Try using your teeth instead.
• Roof Flashing – In a way, I’m impressed that is worked, but the blades will never be the same.
• Wire – I have to admit, as a kid I was guilty of this one myself. Sorry, Mom!
• Tortillas – OK, I get it. They are flat and kind of floppy like fabric, but still!
• The tip off a Tube of Caulking – Home improvement warriors everywhere, take note.
• Laundry Soap Jug – Yes, that DIY birdfeeder you saw on Pinterest is super cool, and I know my sewing scissors are “really sharp”, but still – No.
• Toenails – That’s just gross.
• And finally, the winner has to be… Raw Chicken! Even if I left my scissors in the kitchen (I probably set them down there so I could go handle some family “emergency” like re-booting the Wi-Fi…), that does not make them “kitchen scissors”.
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